Haiku about Every Boy I’ve Kissed So Far

24 Mar


1) You were a dare but

I still smile when I think of

you. We were thirteen.


2) I kissed you just to

fit in with the cool girls and

because you were nice.


3) I’m pretty sure I

loved your skateboard more than I

could ever like you.


4) You drained my color

I’m getting it back by bits.

You are an asshole.


5) I will never be

into guys with Jordans. You’re

a funny friend though.


6) I only let you

kiss me because I thought then

you would  disappear .


7) I was happy to

be another conquest of

your thick loud accent.

8)You looked like a god

too bad you fucked like a slob

take my number though


9)I was lonely when

you said “please stay”. Then you shut

the door on my face.


5 Responses to “Haiku about Every Boy I’ve Kissed So Far”

  1. Frank Dynamite March 24, 2015 at 10:46 pm #

    Jesus, that’s some list!

    • nomoredeadboys March 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm #

      lol I wish. Most ive only kissed once

      • Frank Dynamite March 25, 2015 at 11:31 am #

        What are the other eight then?

      • nomoredeadboys March 25, 2015 at 7:16 pm #

        oh, i meant that I’ve only kissed most of them one time each. Like a kissing version of a one night stand haha

      • Frank Dynamite March 26, 2015 at 9:44 am #

        Haha shocking! Use and abuse, use and abuse…

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